Outside the Anthropology lab:

One: “So the ‘sexy-son hypothesis’ is when parents saved their most attractive son for reproduction so that ugly men would be bred out of the population?”

Two: “Yeah. Man, I wonder what men used to look like.”

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In a Philosophy class:

One: “Whitney Houston was a national treasure. The government should fly the flags at half-mast for her funeral.”

Two: “I can’t believe people made such a fuss about her death. I mean, she was an entertainer. It’s not like she cured cancer.”

One: “People made a fuss because she made them feel good. Performers touch our hearts. You know, more people listen to Justin Bieber than listen to the President.”